Look, folks need to realize that once he’s out of office, Barack will be slaying muthafuckas like Dr. Manhattan did in Vietnam…
I used to talk to this guy. It came up and I disclosed to him that I had diagnosed OCD. He was quiet for a bit then asked, “So does that mean that if you give me head you’ll keep sucking until you get it perfect?”
I. Was. Blown.
White privilege is being the #1 consumers of welfare, food stamps, general government aid, and illegal drugs, but STILL blaming POC for all of those things as well as incarcerating them at an exponentially higher rate.
For the last 17 years he’s enjoyed trickle down pussy and undeserved paychecks from the most powerful man in hip-hop while having to do a negligible amount of work.
I have the greenest of envy.
The first time Jay-Z fucked Beyonce and they weren’t at the point where they had serious feelings for each other, Jay probably had Bleek pick him up from the airport like
"Son… smell my top lip…. thats Beyonce’s pussy juice"
and Bleek was like
LMAOOOO!!!!!!!!!! This is real shit right hete
Go get yourself some wall street pussy. Get some Google pussy, go hang out in silicon valley and just kill em. If you fuck within your tax bracket you won’t have this problem because they won’t be trying to take your money because they got they own.
but naahhh these dumb ass niggas wanna fuck “bad bitches” and strippers n shit man fuck that go get a tina fey lookin bitch and shut up
|—||Reddit user YungSnuggie in the pulpit. (via thighabetic)|
StArted from the bottom though.